Start free. Pay only when you need teeth.
One-time fees for the audit and the rewrite. Pay once, you're done.
Free Grade
Instant letter grade
Free
- ✓Letter grade A to F + score
- ✓Three specific findings
- ✓Your grade on screen in about 60 seconds, plus a copy by email
Deep Audit
The comprehensive strategic audit
$197 · one-time
- ✓Line-by-line FTC compliance
- ✓Regional pricing benchmarks
- ✓ANPR-readiness scoring
- ✓Casket and OBC menu analysis
- ✓Prioritized recommendation list (8+ items, dollar-quantified)
- ✓Delivered within 30 minutes
- ✓7-day refund
Audit customers get $500 off the Done-For-You within 7 days.
Done-For-You GPL
We write your GPL. You print it Monday.
$1,497 · one-time
- ✓Full FTC-compliant structure
- ✓ANPR-ready (pending amendment)
- ✓Branded with your logo and colors
- ✓Word doc + print-ready PDF
- ✓Under-an-hour turnaround
- ✓One free revision within 14 days
$997 if you've ordered a Deep Audit in the last 7 days.
What's in each one.
| Feature | Free Grade | Deep Audit $197 | Done-For-You $1,497 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Letter grade + 3 findings | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Line-by-line FTC compliance check | Not included | ✓ | ✓ |
| Regional pricing benchmark | Not included | ✓ | ✓ |
| ANPR-readiness scoring | Not included | ✓ | ✓ |
| 8+ dollar-quantified recommendations | Not included | ✓ | ✓ |
| Casket & OBC menu analysis | Not included | ✓ | ✓ |
| Full GPL rewrite (print-ready PDF) | Not included | Not included | ✓ |
| Branded with your logo & colors | Not included | Not included | ✓ |
| Applied pricing psychology | Not included | Not included | ✓ |
| One free revision within 14 days | Not included | Not included | ✓ |
| Delivery time | 1 business day | 30 minutes | Under 1 hour |
| Refund | N/A | 7 days | 7 days |
| Price | Free | $197 one-time | $1,497 one-time |
Why one-time pricing.
Your GPL doesn't need a monthly subscription. It needs to be right. The audit and the rewrite are one-time because the document should hold up for years. Not forever, but years. Pay once, you're done.